Wednesday, 28 July 2010

A letter to someone I want to kick in the face

Dear Queen Elizabeth,
I would like to kick you in the face, just to be that guy who kicked the queen in the face. I have nothing against you personally, it just sounds like a right wriggle giggle to kick the queen in the face. Wouldn't end well, but y'know, it'll be funny whilst it lasts.
I hope you see the joke in this, and don't take this as me wanting to kick you in the face due to disliking you in any way. It's just symbolic.
Yours in earnest, Ben.

Blog time:
Yesterday was fun, this morning was fun, I'm tired.
That's all the detail I really need to go into; anything beyond that would be a bit dull to read, I imagine.
I've been going on about this a bit recently, but it seems to deserve to go on th'old blog. Douglas Adams is a genius, and I'm increasingly realising the genius of this quote:
"People are a problem"
Carry on

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