Personal Statement

Really made me think 'I do fuck all in my spare time'. I genuinely wrote about Warhammer. Also, I found it quite funny that I hadn't done it, so I said I've done it at home and forgot to bring it in, so my tutor said to e-mail it to her. So I said I would, only did it today, and tried to send it to her with the excuse 'it wouldn't attach, sorry'. Sent her the e-mail, realised I'd forgotten to attach it, thought 'that's a bit ironic', and tried to attach it to a new one. 'You do not meet the requirements to attach a file. You must have up to date anti-virus software'.

Fuck that shit, I'll hand in a hard copy tomorrow. Irony at it's best.

Got dragged round shoe shopping today. Further proof that my life is, in fact, a sitcom for someone else's amusement.

Also, 'The Colour of Magic' is fantastic.

I'ma stop ending my blog posts with 'Adieu'. I used it to sort of round off posts, but I don't like the word any more, and it's a bit amusing to leave off at a point that leaves you in a funny state of 'Oh...'

Finally, I've been introduced to a type of joke which is hilarious. They're called 'Lad jokes'. Here's an example:

"I asked this girl to have sex with me, and she said no. She got really drunk and passed out and I raped her. LAD."