No Egg

I'll explain later.

Fucking great day. Got up, listened to music with coffee [a mon avis, the best way to start the morning], went out to Avenham with what can only be described as everyone I know minus three or four people. I climbed a tree, tried to skim stones, broke my phone, bought a new one for £10 [which I love], bought a new pencil, accidentally scratched myself with it, went home, and did some Physics revision.

For tea, Jamie made omelettes [and burnt mine]. After that, I thought I'd make pancakes, only Jamie'd used up all of the eggs making omelettes, so I made pancakes using vegan egg replacer instead of eggs. Then I decided to make vegan pancakes by using soya milk; I was laughing for pretty much the whole time we were making the pancakes:

Jamie tried the first pancake:

Me: "It's a bit crap, isn't it?"

Jamie: "Of course it's crap, it doesn't have any shitting eggs in it!"

A few minutes later...

Jamie: "We should've used the eggs, shouldn't we?"

Me: "You used all of the eggs in your shitty tea."

Then we got onto the subject of The Power Puff Girls:

Jamie: "What the fuck is 'everything nice', anyway? He's putting fucking puppies in there! There'd just be a vat full of some sticky bubbly substance with a puppy drowned in it."

A minute later:

Jamie: "I can just imagine what actually happened. Professor Utonium's wife gave birth, and he just sneaks into the incubation ward late at night holding a vat, saying to himself "...but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient into the concoction...""

Then [somehow] on the topic of LSD:

Jamie: "It's like I'm high or something. Actually, it's like I've dropped more acid than Professor Utonium did on those three kids."

Then I was complaining about Microsoft Notepad:

Jamie: "Microsoft were really pushing back the boundries of the least possible work you could do."

Such good fun! We should cook more often.

Song!

Day 11: A song from your favourite band.

I've done, like, six of these already. However:

Radiohead's most popular song, as far as I know.

After that awesome day, I'ma go ahead and say my usual thing.

Adieu.

Also, Heena.